Privacy Policy
Last updated: April 1, 2026
Patently Absurd ("we," "us," or "our") operates the website patentlyabsurd.art and associated social media accounts. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information.
Information We Collect
We collect information you voluntarily provide, such as your email address when subscribing to our newsletter. We also collect standard analytics data (page views, referral sources) through privacy-respecting analytics tools.
How We Use Your Information
- To send our newsletter ("The Friday File") if you subscribe
- To process orders through our print shop
- To improve our website and content
- To respond to inquiries
Third-Party Services
We use third-party services including Beehiiv (newsletter), Shopify/Printful (print shop), and standard analytics. These services have their own privacy policies governing their use of your data.
Cookies
We use minimal cookies necessary for site functionality and analytics. No advertising cookies are used.
Data Retention
We retain your email address for as long as you remain subscribed to our newsletter. You may unsubscribe at any time. Order data is retained as required for business and tax purposes.
Your Rights
You may request deletion of your personal data by contacting us at hello@patentlyabsurd.art. You may unsubscribe from our newsletter at any time using the link in each email.
Contact
For privacy-related inquiries, contact us at hello@patentlyabsurd.art.